Cast / Details
| Jude Law | Gigolo Joe |
| Haley Joel Osment | David |
| Eugene Osment | Supernerd |
| April Grace | Female Colleague |
| Sabrina Grdevich | Secretary |
| Theo Greenly | Todd |
| Dillon McEwin | Kid |
| Andy Morrow | Kid |
| Curt Youngberg | Kid |
| Ashley Scott | Gigolo Jane |
| Enrico Colantoni | The Murderer |
| Kevin Sussman | Supernerd |
| Clark Gregg | Supernerd |
| Brendan Gleeson | Lord Johnson-Johnson |
| Ken Leung | Syatyoo-Sama |
| Matt Winston | Executive |
| Tom Gallop | Supernerd |
| Paula Malcomson | Patricia in Mirrored Room |
| Frances O’Connor | Monica Swinton |
| Sam Robards | Henry Swinton |
| Jake Thomas | Martin Swinton |
| Michael Berresse | Stage Manager |