Cast / Details
| George Clooney | Devlin |
| Sylvester Stallone | Toymaker |
| Elijah Wood | The Guy |
| Bill Paxton | Dinky Winks |
| Salma Hayek | Cesca Giggles |
| Antonio Banderas | Gregorio Cortez |
| Tony Shalhoub | Alexander Minion |
| Steve Buscemi | Romero |
| Alexa Vega | Carmen Cortez |
| Daryl Sabara | Juni Cortez |
| Emily Osment | Gerti Giggles |
| Evan Sabara | Creepy Kid |
| Mike Judge | Donnagon Giggles |
| Carla Gugino | Ingrid Cortez |
| Matt O'Leary | Gary Giggles |
| Selena Gomez | Waterpark Girl |
| Courtney Jines | Demetra |
| Robert Vito | Rez |
| Danny Trejo | Machete |
| Bobby Edner | Francis |
| Ryan Pinkston | Arnold |
| Holland Taylor | Grandmother |
| Cheech Marin | Felix Gumm |
| Alan Cumming | Fegan Floop |
| Ricardo Montalban | Grandfather |