Cast / Details
| Dan Aykroyd | Vic Frohmeyer |
| Jamie Lee Curtis | Nora Krank |
| Tim Allen | Luther Krank |
| M. Emmet Walsh | Walt Scheel |
| Caroline Rhea | Candi |
| Patrick Breen | Aubie |
| John Short | Ned Becker |
| David Hornsby | Randy Becker |
| Kevin Chamberlin | Mr. Scanlon |
| Lyndon Smith | Randy Scanlon |
| Ryan Pfening | Gus Scanlon |
| Rachel L. Smith | Trish Trodgen |
| Ren Lavan | Enrique DeCardenal |
| Tom Poston | Father Zabriskie |
| Cheech Marin | Officer Salino |
| Arden Myrin | Daisy |
| Austin Pendleton | Umbrella Santa/Marty |
| Julie Gonzalo | Blair Krank |
| Erik Per Sullivan | Spike Frohmeyer |
| Felicity Huffman | Merry |
| Jake Busey | Officer Treen |
| Mark Christopher Lawrence | Wes Trogden |