This is no ordinary soccer match. This is war!! The battlefield: a stadium in occupied Paris. The armies: German all-stars vs. ragtag Allied POWs. The objective: demonstrate another "proof" of Aryan superiority. Guess who wins? Better yet, guess who cleverly uses the match as a means of escape? The climactic match is a heart-in-the-throat, hat-in-the-air exhibition of brute force and balletic grace. Score a splendid entertainment goal for Victory!